Here's a taste of the hillariosity:
( bring on the laughter! )
The Inquirer's Jonathan Storm is reporting this week from the television critics press tour in Beverly Hills. These items originally appeared in his blog, "From the Source," at www.philly.com/philly/blogs/from_the_sou
Pushing Daisies: A Delightful Trip. ABC snagged 76 Emmy nominations last week, the most of any broadcast network by far.
Pushing Daisies, ABC's freshman dramacom, snagged 12, five more than any other one-hour broadcast series, yet the network wasn't doing a whole lot of promotion for it.
I talked to director Barry Sonnenfeld, who's done features like Men in Black and Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, in addition to a bunch of fantastical, if not always ratings-successful, TV shows, including The Tick and Maximum Bob.
Sonnenfeld is a funny, unassuming man, not what you'd expect from a big-shot director. He seemed not to know that he had been nominated for a directing Emmy for Daisies. And he had no idea how much further ahead of other ABC shows it was in the Emmy nom race.
But he does know how to direct his actors, two of whom are going for Emmys, Lee Pace as lead actor in a comedy, and tiny, yet voluptuous Kristin Chenoweth as supporting comedy actress.
Pace plays a baker with the power to bring people back to life. Chenoweth plays a waitress at his restaurant, jealous of his abiding love for a woman named Chuck whom he has resurrected, played by Anna Friel. Chi McBride (Boston Public, House) is the venal private eye trying to make money off the baker's gift.
"Oh, it's not very hard really," said Sonnenfeld, who has explained that he gets the show's amazing visual palette just by "turning the color dial up to 11."
"I just tell Lee to smile less. I tell Anna to embrace the karma that is Chuck, Chi to be less funny and Kristin to bump up her cleavage."
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Emily/JJ
Disclaimer: Criminal Minds and its characters are the property of CBS. No infringement intended.
Summary: An interesting conversation.
Authors’s Note: This is pure crack!fic. If you expect a serious Criminal Minds story, stop right here. If you read on, don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Thanks to my beta
( Emily was in dire need of paperclips )
Author:
Rating: R
Characters: Temperence Brennan/Seely Booth
Category: Romance
Summary: Man in the Morgue tag. What might have happened if Brennan had confronted Booth about his reasons for taking the earring? “No, Bones, you choose not to acknowledge it, maybe aren’t ready to face what is going on here, but you do understand, somewhere deep in that squinty brain of yours. You are way too brilliant a woman to be that clueless.” B/B
Word Count: ~2000
Season: Season 1
Disclaimer: Fox's. Not mine. Sad for me.
Here at my journal.
Title: Stolen Hearts
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Serena/Blair more or less.
Rating: PG – minor curse words.
Disclaimer: Really? Of course they’re mine. I wish.
Summary: You don’t steal Blair Waldorf’s heart, you ask for it.
A/N I: It’s more a character introspection and analysis than actual plot. And it’s long.
A/N II: I swear to god they would not leave me alone. I went to bed at 3 and didn’t get to sleep until 5:30 because at that moment in time, a Waldsen fic wanted to write itself. So forgive me if this has major suckage. I’m sleep deprived. Also, this is the first time I’ve posted for anything…ever. So if you don’t mind, try not to rip me to shreds. Any fault you see will be mine.
A/N III: Thanks to
artapdrkstr for encouraging me to post here, reminding me that I could post here. I had forgotten. (read: blame the sleep deprivation) Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: Women's Murder Club and its characters are the property of James Patterson, 20th Century Fox Television and ABC. No infringement intended.
ARCHIVING: Only with the permission of the author.
First Time For Everything
(Part II)

FANMIX FEATURING SONGS FOR:
Sandy / Kirsten (The OC), Jasper / Alice (Twilight), Derek / Meredith (Grey's Anatomy),
Ned / Chuck (Pushing Daisies) & Lily / Kirsten (crossover Gossip Girl / The OC )
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post will be public for one week
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Claire/Elle
Disclaimer: You know the drill.
(Claire's going to tame her.)
They're been through 9 seasons and a movie.
And they still haven't got groovy.
And that's what moves me.
I'm soooo close to hitting a total 10 pound loss... just 0.2 to go! *thud*
pleased

ashley olsen, alexis bledel, olivia wilde, mischa barton, lindsay lohan, leighton meester, katherine heigl, julia stiles, rachel mcadams, rachel bilson; pride&prejudice, the notebook, harry potter, lms, 10 things, amelie, atonement, garden state, mean girls; gilmore girls, grey's anatomy, fnl, alias, lost, gossip girl, the oc, oth...
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[1-6] Idina Menzel
[7-8] Oliver Tompsett
[9-12] Kristin Chenoweth
[13-15] Kerry Ellis
[16-17] Wicked UK
I know they're not all Idina, but some of them are. Is it still okay to post them?
Teasers

(Make my way up the sprial staircase)
Couldn't stop myself from listening to the soundtrack at work again yesterday. Totally cried every time "The Dream of a Normal Death" started.
In other news, I managed to stay awake just long enough to finally see an episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager." HAHAHA! That was such an exercise in laughable awfulness, I could barely stand it.
Will reply to comments later. Internet inexplicably down in apartment.
Title: Black Velvet – Part 2
Author: Miss Widget
Pairing: Lindsay Boxer / Calleigh Duquesne
Disclaimer: Don’t own CSI: Miami, Women’s Murder Club … well, anything really. Blah Blah Blah … you all know the spiel.
Rating: Well, things are starting to get kinda frisky ... all that flirting ... and dancing ...
Note 1: I was listening to some old cds of mine and Alannah Myles’ Black Velvet was one of the tracks. I’ve always had a soft spot for this song and I personally think it is one hot song! Anyway, this is what happens when I’ve been reading fics featuring either of these lovely ladies and this song playing in the background. And yes, a mug of hot chocolate or two was consumed in the writing of this fic – it’s cold, dammit!
Note 2: This is unbeta’d, my apologies. If you spot any errors, please let me know. I think I got them all, though!
Note 3: This is for citizen_cia. I hope you like the pairing. And smartyshortie – see, no hands! ; )
Spoilers: None really. Set after the events in CSI: Miami season 3 finale when Calleigh withdrew as ballistics expert and after the Kiss Me Not killer was caught in Women’s Murder Club. In my own little world these events took place at much the same time and both Calleigh and Lindsay either took time off or were strongly encouraged to do so by their boss *coughlindsaycough*
Black Velvet 2
Alright, this is the story most of you wanted an update from first. I will probably work my way down the list acording to the votes. Just to let everyone know, because I have so many stories going, in order to help you recognize them, the icon for each story is going to be different, if that helps at all, lol. Anyway here is part 2 of Full Circle.
Part One
Olivia looked at her as if she had grown a second head. “Are you sure you’re only eleven?”
